Friday, May 11, 2007

It's hard out here for a pimp, or a linebacker

Former Steelers linebacker Richard Seigler was arrested for running a prostitution operation in Las Vegas. Earlier that day he was cut by the Steelers when word got out about the charges. Earlier in the offseason, then-Steeler Joey Porter and the Bengals' Levi Brown (also in the AFC North) got into a fistfight in Las Vegas; I can't help but wonder if there was any connection.

So is this like a reverse Hustle & Flow? Like, was Seigler an NFL player who parlayed that into a pimping empire, or was his bottom bitch holding the tackling sled as he whooped that trick? And where does his 40-time rank among pimps? Like was he the star of the pimp combine - did he pimp slap a ho from midfield on one knee? And I thought prostitution was legal in Vegas. This should be no different than one of the thousands of used car lots owned by former players around the country. Maybe a little too similar: "What will it take for me to get you in this vagina?"

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