Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Dog rolls over on Vick

Joseph "The leg humper" Escobar was indicted yesterday for peeing on a hydrant and will reportedly give testimony against Michael Vick. Apparently Vick offered him a chance to participate in dog fighting to clear some of his massive debts incurred gambling and from his massive drug habit.

As Escobar was getting dragged away from the hydrant in a choke chain he could be heard barking "Bitch set me up!" When pressed for comment, Vick apologist Len Pasquarelli said "A dog communicating verbally that Michael Vick participated in the dog fights is the only way I could be convinced that Vick had any idea that dog fighting was going on at his property, so I guess you got me."

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