A pantsuit too expensive for Rosie O' Donnell

Roy Pearson, a Washington, D.C. administrative law judge, is suing a dry cleaning company for $54 million because they lost a pair of pants. I can't get a decent job, but this gift to humanity has a six figure a year job? As someone who got his clothes cleaned exclusively by a Korean dry cleaners while at college, I definitely almost considered going to the page where they are accepting donations for the defendants defense fund. Tuesday, in a scene that made Paris Hilton look tougher than Mexican jerky by comparison, Pearson cried in court when he thought back to getting the wrong pants back from the cleaners. While taxpayers dollars are being used in this obviously frivolous suit, we can at least gain solace in the fact that this guy being a D.C. judge can be used as evidence to against our nation's capital desire to get a vote in Congress for the rest of time.