I was watching Batman (1989) at lunch, and Alfred reveals Batman's secret identity to Kim Basinger by showing her the Batcave. You know Kim Basinger would release footage on Youtube of him half-dressed as soon as she got pissed at him for coming in at 7 AM and waking her from her valium induced semi-coma. That bitch can't be trusted with that! I don't care how long he's been in the family, that's a fireable offense! And this is yet another reason Batman Begins is the superior film. You know Katie Holmes can keep a secret; she's kept the Tom Cruise is gay thing under wraps.
Friday, June 1, 2007
Told you that bitch crazy
I was watching Batman (1989) at lunch, and Alfred reveals Batman's secret identity to Kim Basinger by showing her the Batcave. You know Kim Basinger would release footage on Youtube of him half-dressed as soon as she got pissed at him for coming in at 7 AM and waking her from her valium induced semi-coma. That bitch can't be trusted with that! I don't care how long he's been in the family, that's a fireable offense! And this is yet another reason Batman Begins is the superior film. You know Katie Holmes can keep a secret; she's kept the Tom Cruise is gay thing under wraps.
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