Monday, June 4, 2007

The perfect disguise?

Let's say there was a superhero that fought crime and looked exactly like Lindsay Lohan, except that her hair was slightly different in some way. You would still expect anyone but Lohan was their secret identity, right? I can never figure out how Lois Lane can't figure out that Clark Kent is Superman, but if Clark acted like Lindsay Lohan it would be easy to accept. Every time Lex Luthor had something planned, Clark could say he was going to rehab, and people would say "Oh, that Clark! Can't he stay sober for five minutes?" Even a criminal genius like Luthor could be sitting on the can with an Us Weekly and Superman right in front of him and would say "No. Too absurd."

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