This just in: The Spurs are boring

Anyone who tries to tell you that the Spurs aren't boring is a sadist. So they're a great team. So Duncan is a great player. Rocky & Bullwinkle are a great team. Robert De Niro s a great actor. The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle starring Robert De Niro is a horrible movie. Just because you don't want to watch it, it doesn't mean you don't appreciate great actors. And just because you don't enjoy watching Duncan hit a 12 foot bank shot, commit a foul at the other end, and pop the eyes halfway out of his head at the ref in protest, it doesn't mean you don't appreciate great basketball. Because this isn't it.