Next it'll say PROBABLE Stuart Scott (Googly eye)

While watching PTI the news that Arena League Philadelphia Soul QB Tony Graziani would be out 4-6 weeks crawled across the ticker. They may have well have said that his balls itched, because I care about the comfort of Mr. Graziani's nutsack about as much as I care about the Soul's starting lineup. I hate how ESPN tries to cram this down our throats. Though if it wasn't so forced, I'd probably watch it.